20 ways your relationships will never be like BMW

June 13, 2013

20. You will never be in a museum, looking at a Van Gogh, and refer to your relationship as a "masterpiece."

19. You were never this insightful in middle school. You were a greasy tween.

11 Reasons Hockey Is An Awesome Badass Sport

May 31, 2013

1) Your beer will always stay cold.


2) Hard hits and checks make the sport pretty rowdy.

3) Goalie fights because they don't talk through out the game so it's like, they're just fighting to fight!
 

45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old

March 21, 2013

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for things that matter.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words, ‘In five years, will this matter?’
27. Always choose Life.
28. Forgive but don’t forget.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give Time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d
grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you think you need.
42. The best is yet to come…
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.


25 Most Stylish Celebrities of 2012

June 29, 2012

Whose go the most style?  Money can't buy class, but it can sure buy style.  There are a lot of celebrities that dress well, some more than others.  In my opinion, professional athletes dress like bosses but Complexstyle has a different opinion.  I mean, did you watch the NBA draft the other day? Even though those rookies aren't rich, they still swagged out and they're freshman.  If you were wondering Russel Westbrook did make the list for the 25 best dressed celebrities, so hipsters ARE allowed.  With out a doubt, if I were a celebrity, I would make this list and I would be decked out in Good Company Apparel, everywhere.  I'm sure you would be too.  So check out Complexstyle's top 25 stylish celebrities of 2012, I'm sure your favorite celebrity is on it! CLICK HERE

5 Things to do on St. Patties Day

March 17, 2012

March 17th, Saint Patrick's Day.  Nobody really knows why we celebrate this holiday or who St. Patrick was, it's sort of like Cinco de Mayo, we just celebrate to celebrate.  But if you were wondering, St. Patrick brought Christianity to Ireland and because of this, Ireland made March 17th a holiday.  It soon became part of their culture and now we all celebrate.  Now that you're a little smarter, here are 5 things you should do during St. Patties Day:
1) Drink: Obviously you should drink.  Not drinking would be like not giving presents during Christmas, it's a must.  If you drink green beer, that's double points.  Beer Gardens, Irish Car Bombs, Guinness, Bailey's, Jamison- these are your choices for the day.
2) Corn Beef, Cabbage, Potatoes: I don't know why but I always ate this on St. Patties day and it's good.
3) Watch The Boondock Saints: Only because it's the best Irish movie ever. Make it a drinking game if you want or use this time to recharge your batteries.
4) Wear GREEN: Don't be a nonconformist, seriously.  Unless you hate Irish people...I guess.  You're not cooler than the rest of us for not partaking on the festivities.  Wear green or don't complain about getting pinched/punched.
5) Kiss an Irish Girl: 1/32th Irish doesn't count and just because she's wearing a, "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirt, probably doesn't mean she's Irish.  Find a pretty Irish girl/guy to kiss and if you can't find one, drink till she/he is good enough!
6) Don't Drink and Drive: Because that shit is stupid and you're going to kill someone. Be safe, call a taxi-double points if it's green.

-GC